The Equine And The Cuniculus- A Confusing Love Story
The Age
Saturday March 22, 2008
There once was a horse so ambiguous that those around her weren't even sure if she was a horse or just a pixelated figment of their imaginations. In fact, the horse was so ambiguous that she even once graced the cover of Vague Magazine - the most-coveted publication for such ambiguous animals. And it was during a photo shoot for Vague that she met Bobby Jo Bunny, a rabbit so confusing that even Ambiguous Horse was uncertain what to make of him. "You must be that lovely new fabric sample I asked for," said the uncertain horse, in no uncertain terms. "And you must be that tasty new carrot I ordered for lunch," replied the confused cuniculus. And, like that, it was love at first sight. Nothing could separate the two. Until one day Bobby Jo Bunny suffered a blow to the head and realised that the girl he fell in love with was not a horse at all, but a new online store that specialised in all manner of confusing creations by local designers. Stay tuned next week as Bobby Jo discovers the true price of love.
Bobby Jo Bunny by Betty Jo Designs, $48 from ambiguoushorse.com
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